So I decided it was time to quantify one of humanity’s most important questions:

Am I the asshole?

No more waiting on friends to sugarcoat it.
No more refreshing Reddit, hoping strangers take your side.

This is a small experiment that tries to answer the question with sliders, weights, and just enough self-awareness to be dangerous.

You enter your scenario.
You adjust the sliders.
You get an asshole score.

Then—if you’re brave—you share it.

👉 Am I The Asshole?

Yes, I am the asshole who built this.
And honestly? I don't care who knows it.

Have fun. Be honest. Or don’t.
The math doesn’t care.

(Not legal advice, therapy or a moral compass).